joebiography

This is Lauren writing this for Joe because he procrastinates. Anyways, Joe is super cool because he made it into the top jazz band as a freshiee. He sits alone in biology because he's always in people's way and they ask him to move; go figure. Well if you wanna know anything else about him, ask him yourself. But if you want my opinion of him, he's a pretty redonkulous kid. He knows how to shred the guitar (even some Lil Wayne). He plays some meaaan call of duty and probably pwns some noobs. He likes to creep on people like no other, so watch out. I'm just kidding Joe, please don't beat me up like you did during musical. By the way, I still have the four scars you left me. Thanks chief. So yeah, Joseph Andrew Nacho Libre Nocchi loveeeesss his "I love Ethipoia" knitted sweater, and so do the other 50 people I told about it. Even though he gave it away, we all still remember the first and only day he wore that sweater. Me and Kathryn said he could put some tacos and burritos into the front pouch (the burrito pouch) and the joke just went out of control from there. As you can see, this Joe kid is one funny guy, so you should get to know him...before he gets to know you first without you even knowing...cause that's how he rolls. Again, just kidding. But seriously, he's one of my good friends and you should talk to him (:

Laterrrsss, Lauren

P.S. Joe has no idea I even wrote this!